This week, after much brooding on the part of the administration, they decided that the student body was not empathetic and self-actualized enough. In a shocking survey, 53% of students could not identify abusive behaviors. 98% of people said that they did not know how to use student square, and 37% of people reported that their e-mails were not sending. Their visionary solution will have students “hippy AF.” Now, a 53 minute advisory will happen daily, with slideshows borrowed from a kindergarten social-emotional-learning. The advisory team has also invited all students into an advisory google classroom, and a Powerschool class will be added soon. In addition, all spring sports will be cancelled for the foreseeable future so that students can fully communicate their emotions and can recite all announcements from memory.