Hey Everyone,

This is just a disclaimer for the articles that are written during the month of April in our newspaper. These articles are 100% LIES. It’s part of our April Fools’ tradition. We are not responsible for anyone getting hurt or any embarrassment from these articles.. (don’t worry, we’re all fooled once in a while. It’s not that bad). Anything in these articles that happen in real life, is coincidental, so you can’t sue us.

Anyway, enjoy these articles, our staff hopes you get a nice laugh out of them!

Thanks!

DIAL Editors.