XXX THE RETURN OF XANDER CAGE ~MOVIE REVIEW~

Dear Readers,

I am a HUGE movie lover! Seriously! My family and I are so close that we often recite movie quotes at random to elicit references and a multitude of inside jokes. Most who know me understand this peculiarity I have. On one of my family movie nights, we binge-watched all of the XXX movies. I am totally a Vin Diesel fan! (Did you know that he has an identical twin… yet his twin has hair!?!) Anyway, when I heard that Vin Diesel was staring in yet another XXX movie, I had to see it opening night! My mom and I decided to declare it our “Girls Night Out” and completely pull a Gilmore Girls movie routine. Upon arrival, the theater was not yet packed. I was not surprised because of the lateness of the hour. While watching the film, I laughed, cringed, and almost cried! (Just kidding about that last one). But overall, the plot was solid, the actors were amazing, and it was brilliant to watch Vin Diesel step into his character once again. I would recommend this movie to only XXX movie lovers. However brilliant this movie was overall, I feel as if it was directed towards this audience. Box Office rated it 2/5 stars. Don’t be alarmed; if you’re slightly interested in the movie try the films out! Then maybe you can recite a famous quotes from the movie and we can all be none the wiser. But yes, I would rate this movie a 3.5/5 stars, and I will watch it again!

By Ashley Womack

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